If You Are Still Mall Shopping, There May Not Be Much Left!
The Watchmeister watches watches
If you folks are still making the trek to the mall at this time in December, basically, a week before Christmas, you may not find much left. From what I understand, the stores have been nicely picked over by now and most of the wrapping paper left is Happy Birthday. And a lot of drug stores have already begun to take the Christmas stuff away to storage for next year to make room for Valentines Day items! Besides that, if you are this much of a procrastinator, the things you will find left are things like golf tee washers, gumball machine banks, heated false teeth cleaners, and stuff like that. I mean, what golfer wants to use dirty tees? And what senior citizen with dentures would want to be without a heated cleaner where they can drop their teeth into it before bed, and take them out in the morning all nice and clean but tasting like very old soda pop that has gone flat and lost it’s flavor. As for the gumball machine banks, they are great gifts for kids but hardly practical for adults! So you wander from store to store, still fighting the crowds of fellow procrastinators who also waited till the last minute to go shopping for Christmas. And by the way folks, for those of you that are shopping for friends of the Jewish persuasion, Chanukkah ended last week! So you are just a tad late. Luckily however, if you are shopping for a Kwanzaa celebrator, you are early, they celebrate at the end of the year. The only problem is how many of them need the golf tee washer or the heated teeth cleaner? Not many I would wager. There is some good news though, you still have time to visit MY favorite web site to shop, www.KenmarWatches.com. Although they may also be a lil bit low on some items, with over 125 brands and thousands of styles, you can still find something to please the people you waited till the last minute to shop for. Unless that is, you do want to get them the golf tee washer. Even this close to Christmas, Kenmar will still not let you down. So what I advise now, go home, after lunch at the mall food court of course, log onto your computer, go to the Kenmar site, and go to town! It’s even a free phone call! As many of you know, the Watchmeister not only watches watches, he collects them. Well, in one regard, I am also a procrastinator, but this is also where collecting watches has it’s drawbacks. I still have not finished changing the time on all of my watches to reflect the end of daylight savings! The way I figure it, if I continue to change them, I will probably finish at just about the time that it starts again. So what I am going to do is leave half on DST and change the other half of my collection, that way I am good to go either way. Happy Holidays from the Watchmeister!
Heed the Watchmeister, he watches watches.