The Possibilities Are Virtually Endless!!!
The Watchmeister watches watches!
Ladies and Gentlemen, congratulations I believe are in order. You have successfully completed three months on one of those fancy diet programs that advertise all the time, especially in the middle of your favorite television show, and even though it drove you crazy, you decided to try it! And for moral support, your significant other joined you in the program. Both of you lost 50 pounds each! Went down several clothing sizes and now nothing fits! All the old clothes are going to charity now because happily, you got to small for them and since you both prefer to wear clothing that you don’t swim in, it is time for a trip to the mall and a few thousand dollars worth of two new complete wardrobes! Both of you have your highest limit credit cards in your wallets. The balances had been paid in full in preparation for this day which you both knew was coming. The trunk of the car is completely empty, as is the back seat. The car has a full tank of gas, the mall opens at 9 AM, it takes 15 minutes from your house to the mall, you decide to allow an extra 5 minutes for traffic. At exactly twenty minutes to nine AM, you start the car and off you go. Traffic was moderate so you pull up to the mall at 8:58 AM, you park, walk to the doors arriving there at the stroke of 9 just as the doors open. Watches are synchronized and you both agree to meet at the car at 5 PM. Off you go in two different directions, he to the mens shop, she to the ladies. For the next eight hours, both of you are trying on clothes, suits for him, skirts and dresses for her. Then there are blouses, shirts, slacks, undergarments for two, ties for him, scarves for her, new kerchiefs for him to match the suits. At precisely five PM, you both meet at the car, starved, exhausted, and about seven thousand dollars poorer for the day. All the items that needed alterations would be shipped to the house in a few days. You decide to stop for dinner en route home. You go into a nice restaurant and order dinner, he looks at his watch, then looks again at it bewildered, the watch is all the way down to his wrist. He looks at his significant other and shows her, she looks at her watch and sees the same thing, her watch is down to her wrist as well. It seems that with all the weight they had lost, it wasn’t just the clothing that no longer fit, it was also the watches. You both push them up, they both slide back down again. Both of you discretely remove the watches, she takes them both and deposits them in her purse. After a nice, leisurely dinner to regain some of your strength after a full day of shopping. You both get back in the car and head home. Arriving home, all the bags are carried in and put in the bedroom to be put away a little later on. He scratches his head with a puzzled look on his face, she looks at him and knows he is trying to remember something. Suddenly, the puzzled look is gone and replaced with a big grin, his finger goes up in the air as he remembers what he wanted to do. It seems that for Christmas, he had gone to a fantastic web site on line to shop. He looks at his sig. other and speaks to her. “Honey, we both lost a lot of weight over the past three months, so much so that besides our clothes not fitting us anymore, neither do our watches! Both of our arms have shrunk to the point that the watches won’t stay up anymore. We both need new watches to go with all of our new outfits.” She replies,” I agree, but where do we get them?” “Do you remember for Christmas, we got my uncle Joe a new watch?” She says,” I do remember, it was a beautiful men’s watch and if I remember right, the place you bought it from on line let you make an offer for that watch because our gift budget was almost gone, do you remember where you got it from on line?” ” I sure do honey, and with the place I got that watch from, I remember that they carry over 125 different brands of watches, more than anyone else, they also have several thousand watches to choose from and you can alsomake offers on any of them as well!” “What is the name of the site?” “The site is www.KenmarWatches.com, and with their price and selection of name brand watches, the possibilities are virtually endless so we can both get several watches each to go with all of our new clothes, and we won’t have to be embarrased when we go out and our watches are sliding down to our wrists!” She races him to the computer, logs on, turns to him and asks, “what was that name again honey?” “go to www.KenmarWatches.com, I have a feeling that we will not be sorry we did!”
Heed the Watchmeister, he watches watches!